August 2026. White Bear Theatre.

Motivated by a prestigious and lucrative commission, two exes attempt to dramatise their relationship into a play. Shifting between past and present, the structure-loving panto writer Cole and the laid-back retired football star Neil narrate, interrupt, and debate their love story as their younger selves connect and unravel over the course of one night. What starts out as an awkward look back may even bring love back, but it can only end one way.

This play is part of Voyages New Writing Festival and is co-produced by EnRoute Theatre Company and Whim! Theatre.